The act of creating a memorial for one who has passed away is an act of spirituality. A memorial tells the world that Marco may be gone, but his spirit lives on. A memorial makes a statement that Marco will forever be tied together in the circle of life. A memorial is a statement that Marco's life mattered & continues to matter. The acts of goodness & courage will never be forgotten. A memorial is a way to remember a loved one forever.
Monday, 30 April 2012
Scotch & Water...
To all
my “Young” (not forgotten) friends!!!
A lady goes to the bar on a cruise ship
and orders a Scotch with two drops of water.
As the bartender gives her the drink she says
'I'm on this cruise to celebrate
my 80th birthday and it's today.'
The bartender says
The bartender says
'Well, since it's your birthday, I'll buy you a drink.
In fact, this one is on me.'
As the woman finishes her drink
the woman to her right says
'I would like to buy you a drink, too.'
The old woman says
The old woman says
'Thank you.
Bartender, I want a Scotch with two drops of water.'
'Coming up' says the bartender
'Coming up' says the bartender
As she finishes that drink,
the man to her left says
'I would like to buy you one, too.'
The old woman says
The old woman says
'Thank you.
Bartender, I want another Scotch with two drops of water.'
'Coming right up' the bartender says.
'Coming right up' the bartender says.
As he gives her the drink,he says
'Ma'am, I'm dying of curiosity.
Why the Scotch with only two drops of water?'
Why the Scotch with only two drops of water?'
The old woman replies
'Sonny, when you're my age,
you've learned how to hold your liquor...
Holding your water, however, is a whole other issue.'
'OLD' IS
WHEN...
Your friends compliment you
on your new alligator shoes
And you're barefoot!
Your friends compliment you
on your new alligator shoes
And you're barefoot!
'OLD' IS
WHEN...
A sexy babe or hunk catches your fancy ...
And your pacemaker opens the garage door!
A sexy babe or hunk catches your fancy ...
And your pacemaker opens the garage door!
'OLD' IS
WHEN....
You don't care where your spouse goes
You don't care where your spouse goes
... Just as
long as you don't have to go along.
'OLD' IS
WHEN...
You are cautioned to slow down
You are cautioned to slow down
by the doctor
instead of by the police
AND
'OLD' IS
WHEN.....
You are not sure these are jokes!
You are not sure these are jokes!
Have a good
day!
"Young at
heart"
(slightly
older in other places!)
New definition for S.O.S.
New definition for S.O.S.
A
C-130 was lumbering along when a cocky F-16 flashed
by.
The jet jockey decided to show off.
The jet jockey decided to show off.
The
fighter jock told the C-130 pilot, 'watch
this!'
and promptly went into a barrel roll
followed by a steep climb.
He then finished with a sonic boom as he broke the sound barrier.
The F-16 pilot asked the C-130 pilot what
he thought of that?
The
C-130 pilot said, 'That was impressive, but watch
this!'
The C-130 droned along for about 5 minutes and then the C-130
The C-130 droned along for about 5 minutes and then the C-130
pilot came back on and
said:
'What did you
think of that?'
Puzzled, the F-16 pilot asked, 'What the heck did you do?'
The C-130 pilot chuckled.
'I stood up, stretched my legs, walked to the back,
took a leak, then got a cup of coffee and
a cinnamon roll.'
When you are young & foolish - speed & flash may seem a good thing!
When you get older & smarter -
Puzzled, the F-16 pilot asked, 'What the heck did you do?'
The C-130 pilot chuckled.
'I stood up, stretched my legs, walked to the back,
took a leak, then got a cup of coffee and
a cinnamon roll.'
When you are young & foolish - speed & flash may seem a good thing!
When you get older & smarter -
comfort & dull is not such a bad
thing!
We older folks understand this one, it's called S.O.S.
We older folks understand this one, it's called S.O.S.
Slower, Older and
Smarter....
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Happy Family Day Friends...
Lao Tzu
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