Scotch & Water...

To all my “Young” (not forgotten) friends!!!

A lady goes to the bar on a cruise ship

and orders a Scotch with two drops of water.

As the bartender gives her the drink she says

'I'm on this cruise to celebrate

my 80th birthday and it's today.'
The bartender says

'Well, since it's your birthday, I'll buy you a drink.

In fact, this one is on me.'

As the woman finishes her drink

the woman to her right says

'I would like to buy you a drink, too.'
The old woman says

'Thank you.

Bartender, I want a Scotch with two drops of water.'
'Coming up' says the bartender

As she finishes that drink,

the man to her left says

'I would like to buy you one, too.'
The old woman says

'Thank you.

Bartender, I want another Scotch with two drops of water.'
'Coming right up' the bartender says.

As he gives her the drink,he says

'Ma'am, I'm dying of curiosity.
Why the Scotch with only two drops of water?'

The old woman replies

'Sonny, when you're my age,

you've learned how to hold your liquor...

Holding your water, however, is a whole other issue.' 

'OLD' IS WHEN...
Your friends compliment you
on your new alligator shoes
And you're barefoot!

'OLD' IS WHEN...
A sexy babe or hunk catches your fancy ...
And your pacemaker opens the garage door!

'OLD' IS WHEN....
You don't care where your spouse goes

... Just as long as you don't have to go along.

'OLD' IS WHEN...
You are cautioned to slow down

by the doctor instead of by the police

AND

 'OLD' IS WHEN.....
You are not sure these are jokes!

 Have a good day!

"Young at heart"

(slightly older in other places!)