A United States Marine was taking some college courses Between assignments.
He had completed 20 missions in Iraq
And Afghanistan ..
One of the courses had a professor who
Was an avowed atheist, and a member of the ACLU.
He looked to the ceiling and flatly stated,
"GOD, if you are real, then
I want you to knock me off this platform…
I'll give you exactly 15 min."
The lecture room fell silent.
You could hear a pin drop. Ten minutes
Went by and the professor proclaimed,
"Here I am GOD, I'm still waiting."
It got down to the last couple of minutes
when the Marine got Out of his chair,
went up to the professor,
and then hit him;
Knocking him off the platform.
The professor was out cold.
The Marine went back to his seat and sat there, silently. The other students were shocked and stunned, and sat there Looking on in silence.
The professor eventually came to,
Noticeably shaken, looked at the Marine and asked,
"What in the world is the matter with you? Why did you do that?"
"GOD was too busy today protecting
Soldiers who are protecting your right to say stupid
Stuff and act like an idiot. So He sent me."
The classroom erupted in cheers!