Sunday 8 May 2011

Nigella Lawson vs. Real women...

1. Nigella's Way

Stuff a miniature marshmallow in the bottom of a sugar cone to prevent
ice-cream drips .

The Real Woman's Way
Just suck the ice cream out of the bottom of the cone, for Goodness sake.
You are probably lying on the couch with your feet up eating it anyway.

2. Nigella's Way

To keep potatoes from budding, place an apple in the bag with the potatoes.

The Real Woman's Way
Buy Smash and keep it in the cupboard for up to a year.

3. Nigella's Way

When a cake recipe calls for flouring the baking tin, use a bit of the dry
cake mix instead and there won't be any white mess on the outside of the
cake.

The Real Woman's Way
Tesco sell cakes. They even do decorated versions.

4. Nigella's Way

If you accidentally over-salt a dish while it's still cooking, drop in a
potato slice.

The Real Woman's Way
If you over salt a dish while you are cooking,
that's tough!. Please recite with me the Real Woman's motto: 'I made it and
you will eat it and I don't care how bad it tastes.'

5. Nigella's Way

Wrap celery in aluminium foil when putting in the refrigerator and it will
keep for weeks

The Real Woman's Way
It could keep forever. Who eats it?

6. Nigella's Way

Cure for headaches: Take a lime, cut it in half and rub it on your
forehead. The throbbing will go away.

The Real Woman's Way
Cure for headaches: Take a lime, cut it in half and drop it in 8 ounces of
vodka : Drink the vodka. You might still have the headache, but you won't
care!

7. Nigella's Way

If you have a problem opening jars, try using latex dishwashing gloves.
They give a non-slip grip that makes opening jars easy.

The Real Woman's Way
Why do I have a man?

8. Nigella's Way

Freeze leftover wine into ice cubes for future use in casseroles.

The Real Woman's Way
Left over wine???? Helllloooo

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