Monday, 24 October 2011

Have you ever Danced?

An old prospector shuffled into the town of El Indio, Texas leading an old tired mule. The old man headed straight for the only saloon in town, to clear his parched throat. He walked up to the saloon and tied his old mule to the hitch rail. As he stood there, brushing some of the dust from his face and clothes, a young gun-slinger stepped out of the saloon with a gun in one hand and a bottle of whiskey in the other.

The young gun-slinger looked at the old man and laughed, saying, "Hey old man, have you ever danced?" The old man looked up and said, "No, I never did dance, never really wanted to."

A crowd had gathered as the gun-slinger grinned and said, "Well, you old fool, you're gonna' dance now," and started shooting at the old man's feet. The old prospector, not wanting to get a toe blown off, started hopping around like a flea on a hot skillet. Everybody was laughing, fit to be tied.

When his last bullet had been fired, the young gun-slinger, still laughing, holstered his gun and turned around to go back into the saloon. The old man turned to his pack mule, pulled out a double-barrelled shotgun, and cocked both hammers. The loud clicks carried clearly through the desert air.

The crowd stopped laughing immediately. The young gun-slinger heard the sounds too, and he turned around very slowly. The silence was almost deafening. The crowd watched as the young gunman stared at the old timer and the large gaping holes of those twin barrels.

The barrels of the shotgun never wavered in the old man's hands, as he quietly said, "Son, have you ever kissed a mule's ass?"

The gun-slinger swallowed hard and said, "No sir..... but... I've always wanted to."

There are a few lessons for us all here:
·  Never be arrogant.
·  Don't waste ammunition.
·  Whiskey makes you think you're smarter than you are.
·  Always, always make sure you know who has the power.
·  Don't mess with old men, they didn't get old by being stupid

I just love a story with a happy ending,
don't you?

Have A Great Week Friends...


Happy Monday Friends...

Saturday, 22 October 2011

Awesome...

NO, I'm not going to the VET!
This beats the heck out of bunk beds!
Awww Shucks, I thought I'd end up in the kitchen...
I've been on hold for 45 minutes!!!
Hold still while I get this one last spot that I missed..
I have an OUWEE!
What do you mean, 'I look a little green today?'
I wasn't doin' anything naughty, promise.
Ahhh... this is sooo good my toes are curling!
I'm sure glad this wasn't a frosted mug!!!
Whew, this pumpin' iron is for the birds!
Mom said to cover your mouth when you yawn...
If they phone --  I'm not here...
I missed you all day!
We have different Daddy's???
They call it puppy love~~~
Send this on to someone else that needs a smile today...
 

This is,
Without
A doubt,
The cutest

Little ass
You will
Ever see...
 

Thursday, 20 October 2011

Is It Friday Yet...?!

AMAZING TECHNOLOGY FROM JAPAN...

You will not be able to know what is ahead until you have seen at least 4 pictures and read the explanation of what they are, our future is here, incredible!! What an age we live in.
Look closely and guess what they could be...
Are they pens with cameras?
Any wild guesses? No clue yet?

Ladies and gentlemen.... Congratulations!
You've just looked into the future...
Yep that's right!

You've just seen something that will replace your PC in the near future.

Here is how it works:
In the revolution of miniature computers, scientists have made great developments with blue tooth technology...

This is the forthcoming computers you can carry within your pockets.
This 'pen sort of instrument' produces both the monitor as well as the keyboard on any flat surfaces from where you can carry out functions you would normally do on your desktop computer.

Can anyone say, 'Good-bye laptops!
Looks like our computers are out of date... Again!!!

Wednesday, 19 October 2011

Johanna Molotsi...

God bless u too Deon... He will be missed forever. May our mem0ries of/with Him never fade f0r they are one of the only precious things many of us still have in c0nnecti0n with Him

Tuesday, 18 October 2011

Something to make you Smile...

JUST GIVE ME 2 MINUTES...2 MINUTES IS ALL I NEED, AND I WILL BE AS GOOD AS NEW!
OK, I'LL BE HIS FRIEND, BUT I DON'T HAVE TO LIKE IT!
THEY'LL NEVER FIND ME IN HERE!
ALL! RIGHT, WHO CHOSE WHO WE STAND BY? I HAVE STANDARDS.
PUT THAT NOSE UP HERE ONE MORE TIME, AND YOU'LL HAVE 3 NOSTRILS!
CAN YOU BELIEVE WHAT THIS DUDE LOOKS LIKE WET? HA HA HA...
HAVE YOU EVER SEEN PORCUPINE BABIES? GIVES A WHOLE NEW MEANING TO LABOUR PAINS!!!
I'M SO GLAD I'M NOT AN ONLY CHILD!
AS LONG AS YOU'RE GONNA PUT HER IN MY BED,  
I MIGHT AS WELL SHARE...

SOMETIMES YOUR BED JUST FEELS SOOO GOOD!
EARS? WHAT EARS?
Nothing replaces having a friend...


'Be kinder than necessary, for everyone you meet is fighting some kind of battle.'
 

A DAY WITHOUT SMILING IS A WASTED DAY ! !

If you can start the day without caffeine,
If you can get going without pep pills,
If you can always be cheerful, ignoring aches and pains,
If you can resist complaining and boring people with your troubles,  
If you can eat the same food every day and be grateful for it,
If you can understand when your loved ones are too busy to give you any time,
If you can take criticism and blame without resentment  
If you can ignore a friend's limited education and never correct him,
If you can resist treating a rich friend better than a poor friend,
If you can conquer tension without medical help,  
If you can relax without liquor,  
If you can sleep without the aid of drugs,
..Then You Are Probably The Family Dog!
If you forward this on, you get ....

Absolutely nothing ....

Except the grateful smile of someone you know!