Monday, 31 October 2011

Best Witch Jokes...

Q - What do you call a witch who lives at the beach?
A - A sand-witch !!
Q - What do witches use in their hair?A - scare-spray
Q - What do they teach in witching school?
A - Spelling.
Q - Why does a witch ride a broom?
A - Vacuum cleaners get stuck at the end of the cord.
Q - What do you call a witch's garage?
A - A broom closet.

Q - What do you call two witches living together?
A - Broommates.

Q - What is a witch's favourite subject in school?
A - Spelling.

Q - What did the teenage witch ask her mother on Halloween?
A - Can i have the keys to the broom tonight. 
Q - What do you get when there’s a witch in the desert?
A - You get a sandwich.

Q - What did the goblin say to the witch?
A - I don't know you tell me!
Have a Happy Halloween!

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